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Recipes
Sorry can't be responsible if you don't like it or doesn't
taste good ... can't test everything and I would weigh about
400 lb.. if I did!
taste good ... can't test everything and I would weigh about
400 lb.. if I did!
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Lemon Slushy Punch
2 (3 ounce) boxes lemon gelatin
4 cups hot water
1/2 cup sugar
1 (12 ounce) frozen lemonade concentrate
1 (46 ounce) can pineapple juice
1 liter Sprite
Dissolve gelatin with hot water, then add sugar. Add lemonade
concentrate and pineapple juice. Freeze in gallon freezer bags.
When ready to use, thaw ahead of time and add cold Sprite.
Serves: 25
2 (3 ounce) boxes lemon gelatin
4 cups hot water
1/2 cup sugar
1 (12 ounce) frozen lemonade concentrate
1 (46 ounce) can pineapple juice
1 liter Sprite
Dissolve gelatin with hot water, then add sugar. Add lemonade
concentrate and pineapple juice. Freeze in gallon freezer bags.
When ready to use, thaw ahead of time and add cold Sprite.
Serves: 25
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Orange Coconut Cake
1 box orange or yellow cake mix
1 small package of orange gelatin (3 ounces)
1 cup water
1/3 cup oil
2 eggs
Combine ingredients and beat 3 minutes at medium speed of
electric mixer. Pour batter into two 9-inch bake pans. Bake
according to package directions. Cool and split layers.
Yield: 16 servings.
Filling:
1 (16 ounce) carton sour cream
Juice of 1 orange or 1/4 cup orange juice
1 (6 ounce) frozen coconut
2 cups sugar
Combine ingredients. Reserve 1 cup for frosting. Filling
between layers.
Frosting:
Reserved filling
1 (8-ounce) carton whipped topping
Combine filling and topping. Spread on sides of top of cake.
Refrigerate 24 hours before serving.
1 box orange or yellow cake mix
1 small package of orange gelatin (3 ounces)
1 cup water
1/3 cup oil
2 eggs
Combine ingredients and beat 3 minutes at medium speed of
electric mixer. Pour batter into two 9-inch bake pans. Bake
according to package directions. Cool and split layers.
Yield: 16 servings.
Filling:
1 (16 ounce) carton sour cream
Juice of 1 orange or 1/4 cup orange juice
1 (6 ounce) frozen coconut
2 cups sugar
Combine ingredients. Reserve 1 cup for frosting. Filling
between layers.
Frosting:
Reserved filling
1 (8-ounce) carton whipped topping
Combine filling and topping. Spread on sides of top of cake.
Refrigerate 24 hours before serving.
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Kitchen Tips
Clean a thermos bottle. Fill the bottle with water, drop in
four Alka-Seltzer tablets, and let soak for an hour (or
longer, if necessary).
Unclog a drain. Clear the sink drain by dropping three
Alka-Seltzer tablets down the drain followed by a cup of
Heinz White Vinegar - Wait a few minutes, then run the hot
water.
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News
from Possum Waller
It seems our big city neighbor has been shopping around for
its own "super hero". Superman, Batman and Spiderman seem
to have permanent contracts with some cities. Charlotte
asked Aquaman if he wanted the job, but he insisted that they
flood the streets. The city council said they didn't need any
more of that. Well the local residents here started clamoring
for our own action hero, it was suggested that we use Possum-man,
but it seems some fellow down in Australia may have that one
already. I think we should see if Armadillo-Man is available,
that is if he is all done down on I-10 in Texas. I think it would
make a good sign out at the city limits ... "Possum Waller ...
Home of Armadillo-Man ... defender of Truth Justice and American
Interstates!" Well, guess we could use "Supperman" shows up at your
house around suppertime?
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Cooking Tips
It seems our big city neighbor has been shopping around for
its own "super hero". Superman, Batman and Spiderman seem
to have permanent contracts with some cities. Charlotte
asked Aquaman if he wanted the job, but he insisted that they
flood the streets. The city council said they didn't need any
more of that. Well the local residents here started clamoring
for our own action hero, it was suggested that we use Possum-man,
but it seems some fellow down in Australia may have that one
already. I think we should see if Armadillo-Man is available,
that is if he is all done down on I-10 in Texas. I think it would
make a good sign out at the city limits ... "Possum Waller ...
Home of Armadillo-Man ... defender of Truth Justice and American
Interstates!" Well, guess we could use "Supperman" shows up at your
house around suppertime?
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Cooking Tips
Cooking
Tip #33: Don't get tied up in knots just because company's coming. In
a few years nobody will remember what you served anyway.
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