Friday, February 17, 2017

We Have A Winner!



You have found a great place for southern humor and some even better recipes. 
So sit back read,enjoy and if the feeling comes over you ...giggle.

 Recipes
 Sorry can't be responsible if you don't like it or doesn't
taste good ... can't test everything and I would weigh about
400 lb.. if I did!
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 Apple Crisp

5 to 6 cups sliced baking apples (about 4)
1 cup Gold Medal® whole wheat flour
3/4 cup packed brown sugar
1/3 cup butter, margarine or spread,* melted and cooled
1 teaspoon baking powder
1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
3/4 teaspoon salt
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 egg
Ice cream, if desired

Heat oven to 350°. Arrange apples in ungreased square baking
dish, 8x8x2 inches. Stir together remaining ingredients except
ice cream until crumbly; sprinkle over apples. Bake 35
to 45 minutes or until apples are tender. Serve warm with
ice cream.

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 Kitchen Tips 

Heat lemons and limes for 30 seconds in the microwave in order
to squeeze more juice.

To speed up hamburger cooking, poke a hole in their centers
when shaping. This causes the centers to cook quickly and the
holes are gone when the hamburgers are done.

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News from Possum Waller
Well it is official! Possum Waller has its own "Super Hero"
Yep, Supperman it is! The local residents are not to used to him yet and he did cause quiet a stir when he started showing up for supper at different houses this week. The choice of a gravy stained tea shirt and an old sheet for a cape did leave something
to be desired though. There was one nasty suprise though when  Supperman had to go to the doc's office to have some rock salt  removed from his ... uhh.."cape". It seems he surprised "Crock" one of the last remaining Civil War vets. Crock said he thought it was a "Yankee Patrol" sneaking through. Well at least he still
shoots pretty good.
As you may know Apples are coming into there season and I was
gonna honor Johnny Appleseed (Chapman, John) (1774-1845) who
was a pretty interesting guy. Crock said he actually met Johnny
when he came through Possum Waller in about 1838, but now you know
why we call him "Crock".

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Cooking Tips
 
Cooking Tip #56: Apples, like nuts, never fall too far from the tree. Check out your sweetheart's parents for a quick view into your future.
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